Alex K.: 45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old ↘
1. Life isnโt fair, but itโs still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job wonโt take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Donโt buy stuff you donโt need.
6. You donโt have to win every argument. Stay…
Ok so I hate when people have a million hash tags in their twitter bio like #teamfuckschool #teamtatted #classof2017 #teamiphone4 #teammacbook #teamtaken #iloveyou42013 #teamlexus #teammacmakeup #highmaintenance #teamchicksbeforedicks #teamcheerleader #goteamgo #prettygirlsonly #donthatemecauseyouaintme #teamboycrazy #partygirl๐จ๐ #pothead #yolo LIKE OK HOW MANY TEAMS YOU ROLLIN WITH?!
Like why not just make a ratchet bio like: f school, cheerleader 2017. iPhone 4! Not the 4s or the 5, I have an Hp laptop with a sticker of an apple on it. Boyfriend ilysm baby 42013 forever and ever but I’m still boy crazy. Only God can judge me๐ I love hot boxing my 2 door, 1998 jetta cause I smoke everyday before stupid school. Spoiled daddy’s girl who gets me wet n wild foundation, high maintenanced! Get 2 kno me bbyG xxoo
